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Clever Facebook Status → Troubles keep me interested in my life :) → Sometimes it`s easier to act like you don`t care than to admit it`s killing you. → The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. → I`m too humble. That`s my problem. → It’s beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart <3 → Greatness does not happen over night → Definition of being weired: Doing the things people wish they could, but don`t. → Having problems are inevitable, but being stressed out because of those problems is an option. → There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better. → Step backward doesn`t always mean we`re defeated. It means we`re going to take the same step forward again, but.. wiser. → Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings. → people who laugh the most have experienced the most pain → An ugly pesonality can destroy a pretty face... → Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first? → i don`t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends i can be certain of. → Regret is looking back. Worry is looking forward. Hope is looking up. → Quitters never reach success, successes never quit. → Nothing is Impossible, because IMPOSSIBLE itself says, I’M POSSIBLE. → Make them wonder why you`re still smiling. → Confucius says "Love one another." If it doesn`t work, just interchange the last two words. → Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live. → The 3 C`s of life...Choice, Chance, Change.. You must make the Choice to take the Chance if u want anything to Change. → There are two kinds of secrets: 1. Those we keep from others. 2. Those we hide from ourselves. → good judgment comes from experience. sometimes, experience comes from bad judgment. → Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise. → R - Reigniting I - Inspirations S - Strive for E - Excellence → A girl`s laughter is much more cheerful than a boy`s. But a boy`s tear is much more meaningful than a girl`s. → "You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?" → Too many people buy things they don`t need, with money they don`t have, trying to impress people they don`t even like. → Life is like a rollercoaster. You can either scream everytime you hit a bump, or you can throw your hands up & enjoy the ride! → And it all comes down to the last person you think about before you fall asleep. → Luck comes when you decided to be lucky. → Asking a question is easy. Hearing the truth isn`t. → Sometimes we burn a bridge and ask ourselves afterward how we allowed it to be built in the first place → Don`t try to fix something that isn`t broken. → Silence is a wonderful way of saying things, especially when the person is not paying attention!! → People’s words affect you only as much as you let them. → In a relationship, jealousy is needed in the right amount. Not too much, and the lesser the better. → If you don`t have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right . → Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen. → When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn`t understand the assignment. I told them they didn`t. → It is okay to care what people think about you, as long as they are the people that actually matter to you. → Experience is the name men give to their mistakes. → 3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep. → If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one. → A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it. → Don`t make simple things complicated, try to simplify complicated things. → Just because we want something in our lives doesn`t mean we need it ! → Just because you have a heart, doesn`t make you a human, you got to have emotions in that. → If you’re watching a show about saying yes to a wedding dress instead of Spike Guys Choice Awards tonight, you’re probably hungry → The less attention you give someone, the more they`ll give you. → Patience is the key to achieve your goals. → You can`t force people to stay in your life because Staying is a choice. → It`s more important to know where you`re going than to get there quickly. → If you can`t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It`s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. → The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do. → The biggest problem in life isn`t the problem itself, but how people act upon it. → Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there. → The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted. → There are 3 things in life, that should never be broken: Heart, promises, and friendship. → Don`t promise when you`re happy, Don`t reply when you`re angry, and Don`t decide when you`re sad. → You have to have a bad day every once in a while. Otherwise you`ll never know what a good day feels like. → Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them. → I`m not curious.. I was just asking *wink* → When something is gained, something else is also lost. → Decisions are the hardest moves to make specially when its a choice between what you should be and what you want to be. → Stay strong, beautiful. Because things will get better. it might be stromy now but it can`t rain forever <3 → People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you. → The distance between genius and insanity is measured only by success . → Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something!!! → If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse. → The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal. → If you keep hiding things to the world, eventually, the world comes knocking on your door. → Faking a smile is the most painful lie but the most effective way to hide from all the questions. → Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there. → "Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" → You know he really cares when he asks whats wrong, and you tell him `nothing`, but he waits for the real answer. → This is your life and your world. Shape it, or else some other person will. → If You are not haPpY being SINGLE ! You wi|l never be haPpY In a ReLationshIp ! ... GeT YouR Own Life fiist , ...Then try to share it wIth someone.......!!! → It`s better to say too much than to never say what you needed to say. → Maybe being nice is more important than being cool. → “Real friends are easier to meet when you’re in need rather than when they’re in need.” → Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone... which actually makes it fair → The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it. → To be happy, DON`T do whatever you LIKE! LIKE whatever you DO! Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but.. much to live for. → Sometimes you have to play hard to get to find out, if the person’s feelings are real → If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse. → If you want to change your life, change your mind. → Listen to your elders advices, not because they are always right, but because they have more experiences of being wrong. → How much you put into a relationship determines how much it will hurt when it ends. → Sometimes, it`s ok to let go of some people, to help them understand your value and importance in the future! → Silence is a friend who will never betray. → There are two reasons people don`t talk about something. Either it means nothing or it means everything.♥ → Relationship ends when you break your commitments. Friendship ends when you stop trusting each other. → Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people`s excuses → Silence & smiles are two powerful tools. Smiling is the way to "solve" problems & silence is the way to "avoid" them. → The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it. → The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention → Not having any haters is impossible because you can`t please everyone. → “No” is not a negative word. Saying “No” can save you from some of the life`s greatest pains → Don`t do something permanently stupid because you`re temporarily upset. → Be mindful what you toss away, be careful what you push away, and think hard before walking away. → life is the ticket to the greatest show on earth. → Don`t look back and ask why. Look ahead and say why not → i`m not worrying, i`m thinking ahead... → Never regret. If its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience. → "If you overlook the way right before your eyes, how will you recognize the path beneath your feet?" → A good person let`s go and forgives even the most painful of things, a great person also forget`s them. → BOYS, If you can’t stand women’s moodiness n women’s questions, don’t court one. → Nothing will work unless you start working. → Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted. → I’m too lazy to search what PROCRASTINATION means… so, I’ll GOOGLE it tomorrow → ---> insert clever status here <--- → Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles. → Improvement starts with "I" → I aspire to inspire until I expire. → The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything... → Why do people lie and cheat? Because they know its easier to get forgiveness than permission → When odds are one in a million, be that one. → Some people think NO is a negative word. But sometimes saying NO can save you from life`s greatest pains! → the two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you`re swimming and when you`re angry. → May you always be treated the way you treat others. → Life`s like a pen. You can use white out to cover the mistakes up, but you`ll always be reminded of where you went wrong. → There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money. ツ → "You`re nothing to me." "Why??" "Because nothing lasts forever.." → How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff! → I think, therefore I like → If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it. → Would a fly without wings be called a walk?? → This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog → Here`s to the future, because I`m done with the past. → nothing is funny when you are trying to be funny → If you asked me how many times you`ve crossed my mind, i`d say once because you`ve never really left. → "Your future depends on your dreams"... So....... GO TO SLEEP. → Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I`m perfect. → Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong. → FOUR is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number. → simple tips to play safe. * Don`t promise when you`re HaPpy * Don`t replY when you`re anGry * Don`t decide when you`re Sad → People are funny. They spend money they haven`t earned, to buy things they don`t need, to impress people they don`t like. → Ask no questions and here no lies. → [w]onderful. [e]xiting. [i]ndependent. [r]eal. [d]ifferent. LIKE If you`re weird. :`) → Remember this when u think you`ve lost your way: Sometimes it takes a WRONG turn to put us in the RIGHT place. → You can`t learn from a lesson, if you don`t make the mistake. → Never think you`re ugly, you`re always beautiful in your own way. → If you like water than you already like 72% of me. :) → I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. → Only two things I wish EVERYTHING AND NOTHING: Everything that makes you happy and nothing makes you suffer Happy new year! → I am 100% sure you are reading my status right now → You might say I`m a dreamer, but I`m not the only one - John Lennon → Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. → I am a part of all that I have met. → Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. → You can`t be late until you show up. → Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. :) → has learned that you can`t please everyone... but you can piss them all off at the same time! → Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. → put your hands up if you think I’m crazy… think again who’s the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer → If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right. → Nobody can go back and start a new beginning ,,,but anyone can start today and make a new ending. → Everyone want to change the WORLD,but no one thinks to change HIMSELF!!! → Take chances. Tell the truth. Say no. Fall in love. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh and Cry. Get angry, Get revenge. Apologise, learn LIVE LIFE! → Two things in life you have to take mental note of: don`t make any decisions when you`re ANGRY. and Never make any promises when you`re HAPPY! → I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on? → If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right. → They say to dream big but did they say for how long? → ^Think G R E E N.. i`m telling you-it`s the cleanest thought^ ") → I`m reading a book about anti-gravity. It`s impossible to put down. → People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. → If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care. → Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky. → Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them…. → Trust is hard to gain, yet easy to lose. → Never apologise for saying what you feel, its like saying "sorry for being real"