→ I
asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness.
→ Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
→ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
→ The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
→ Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
→ Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
→ I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.
→ "Until death do us part," means we will all be single in heaven, right?
→ Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
→ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
→ The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
→ Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
→ Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
→ I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.
→ "Until death do us part," means we will all be single in heaven, right?
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